EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
monstergods: drdemented: geromytime: riningear: there-is-no-pumpkin: Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good. oh balls. is this the real life wait what? Not sure if this info is rea11y a11 that re1iab1e, but I may as we11 9ost this anyway.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NEVER AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
Okay SCP-087, I’m taking you DOWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN. You scary fucking stairs.
highb100d: leiahawke: ladyyatexel: My...
Woah woah wait
They 9ut Ho1me’s cocaine addiction in Sher1ock as a major 9rob1em? We11 I know what fandom I have to join.
l0ve until we bleed: My foster mother is a monster... →
mischiev0usmelanch0lic: My foster mother is a monster My sister can’t fall asleep without someone there, so my foster mom lies down with her for a while so she can fall asleep. But tonight my sister was up at 9:30, (She’s ten and 9:30 is hardly late) and my foster mother had gone up to her and my foster father’s room;…
Oh my god never again
mischiev0usmelanch0lic: I went out driving for the third time and 3 people honked at me and I almost smashed into someone on the highway and I drove like a drunk person oh my GOD Shooooosh it’s okay That just means you’re 1earning Once I drove on the sidewa1k for a bit and I’ve had 1oads of 9eo91e honk at me
Y'know with a11 the new Eyes-within-G1asses stuff,
I’m starting to think that homestuck characters o9erate 1ike Mr. 9otato heads.
In my need to know post just outside of Area 51:... →
samlaughingalonewithtecktonik: sexy-party-with-moriarty: uraniunumbra-ships-stridercest: dirntyfleamoth: holyshitneurotoxinsonline: microwavelamps: I have a friend. He goes by Raymie(spelling?) or Seth. He is a female-to-male transman. now, tuesday was…
/when you rea1ize the many simi1arities between 1ovecraft and Greene’s re1ationshi9 and your own We11 I su99ose it isn’t abso1ute1y simi1ar It isn’t 1ike one of us is incredib1y raci- oh
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emilpie: rumminov: ichronoclast: Feferi Peixes (100%) Nepeta Leijon (89%) Terezi Pyrope (89%) Kanaya Maryam (78%) Karkat Vantas (78%) i swear on my life i wasn’t trying Nepeta, water you doing here Tavros Nitram (100%) Aradia Megido (95%) Eridan Ampora (87%) Vriska Serket (87%) Tavros…………. Karkat Vantas (100%) Vriska Serket (95%) Terezi Pyrope (93%) ...
Note to se1f,
A vegitarian Become one
forteh: trainedbrofessional: thespiandeacon: wusocansexy: msmommabosco: lukehasmeowmix: dumbpointyanimeshades: heyitspj: Go to this page. Scroll down to a random spot Click any random panel without looking Post the panel This is how your day tomorrow will go ow. so am i grandpa or the butterfly D: Accurate. huh hangin with bros this will not end well...
I don’t think about this too often but I’m not sure what I cou1d 9ossib1y do without Zoey She saved my 1ife, and I don’t think I cou1d rea11y 1ive in ha99iness without her, 1et a1one at a11. I 1ove you more than anything Zoey. Sorry about this 9ost, y’a11.
CARAPACE OFFICE OT3: words to avoid when writing... →
cutthroatcharlatan: roachpatrol: playerprophet: lizawithazed: glowign: anus sphincter penis scrotum meat torpedo salami monster anything involving comparing a penis to meat vaginal cave bearded clam pussy fanny pasta …..what the hell’s wrong with anus… Man I need more synonyms for 9enis DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY GOOD SYNONYMS FOR 9ENIS?
EINEY A1READY 1OOKS BETTER I THINK HES GUNNA BE OKAY OH MY GOD YES TEARS EVERYWHERE
Einstein hasn’t really moved in the past few hours. His mobility has been hindered so thoroughly, and I’m really scared of what’s going to happen to him. I hope he’s okay.
life-live-to-the-fast-lane: cest-la-musique: jackdandlove: u-n-d-e-r-pressured: walkingwithcorpses: whitelikewinter: goodbye video, it’s really shitty so yeah Oh dear jesus, you have me crying. Sweetie, I’m absolutely begging you, please don’t do this. This is going to sound so cliche & so stupid, but you really are so stronger than you ever could imagine & you’ve been...
it's fornication friday. →
sisnotsissy: ask me anything about sex. a n y t h i n g.